First time I heard speaking about ‘the Universe‘ as an entity that shapes your private life was in the words of someone knocking at my door and asking for a private class of Italian (I was a teacher in those days). The guy literally said: ‘I asked the Universe for a nice, Italian, lady teacher’. Universe had been generous and granted him my professionality and, later, my friendship.

Years went by and influencers appeared on the Earth. Thanks to them, for some time Universe was partly substitued by Unicorns, but the bottom line was more or less the same. After a short age of glory and pink gadgets with a single horn, we experience today the decadence of this unfortunate and unreal animal breed. This supreme entity, easily mistakable with God, has lead lots of individuals to develop a secret dialogue in which they continuously negotiate a change of path. Universe doctrine is also a good way to make you accept the daily shit in view of some merciful reward in the future. Haven’t we heard this song already, played in front of hopeful and at the same time resigned average people, gathering in churches, mosques, synagogue or temples? Doesn’t is sound as a gourgeous plan when you have to make ends meet with no more than 1,000 Euros per month, while your mobile phone controls even your blood pressure and makes serious matters of your life appear more similar to entertainment? While pig-faced politicians declare wars, claim the property of other countries, threaten to use the army against their own population in order to expel immigrants, or employ massive weapons and forces to slay civilians, can you still believe that it’s the Universe having a plan? And last but not least: do immigrants have a Universe which designs their path far from the so-called developed countries, but they disobey, deviate from it and invade US, UK and European countries instead?

It’s not all bad news, though… The Big Hypnotizer, with is enormous belly inhabitated by Instagram, Tik Tok and all the congregation of socials of daily use, has illustrated through desperate posts the most despicable effects of human greed, waking part of the population up. The brave individuals trying to help people in Gaza and kidnapped by Israel are representing the generalized horror for a genocide that we follow every day on the socials, in spite of the efforts of the pig-headed owner of the attacking army. Almost certainly the Big Hypnotizer didn’t expect this side-effect to be so dramatic and lost control.

So I ask: and now pig-faces ruling the world, now what? Did you achieve your purpose? After you revealed your game and finally took out your guns to tell us what you’re capable of if we don’t obey, what do you expect from us? Are you hoping that we will be fooled again with Unicorns, Universe, defense of national flags, historical or religious claims on a territory? Seriously?

Sorry to spoil: Universe has no fucking plan, it goes random. Sadly enough, it’s Big Hypnotizer and Pig-Heads who have designed one for us all. Let’s look around us, after we’ve looked up for such a long time. (n.z.b.)

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